'tis the season and all, so I figured a little updated holiday song would be a nice change from all that policy wonking...
Mike Rogers’ Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas, special interests gave to me
A gerrymandered di-i-strict
On the second day of Christmas, special interests gave to me
Two photo ops
On the third day of Christmas, special interests gave to me
Three big checks
On the fourth day of Christmas, special interests gave to me
Four K Street pals
On the fifth day of Christmas, special interests got me off
Mark Foley’s Christmas card list
On the sixth day of Christmas, special interests took me out on
Swell Potomac cruises
On the seventh day of Christmas, special interests gave to me
Scary Pakistani pals
On the eighth day of Christmas, special interests gave to me
“No” votes on S-CHIP
On the ninth day of Christmas, special interests gave to me
Money for my CHOMP bash
On the tenth day of Christmas, special interests gave to me
Money for MIKE R PAC
On the eleventh day of Christmas, special interests gave to me
Californians to blame
On the twelfth day of Christmas, special interests gave to me,
Lots of trips to Iraq
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